Throughout its many life cycles, Puar's Plase has been taken down, brought back up, evolved, devolved, and metamorphosised quite a few many times. If you're a little confused as to what the heck this site is about or what's going on, then you're in the right section of my now pathetically small homepage. Puar's Place has seen better days and, at one point in time, it was a lovely splendor of useless information. Though it's still highly useless, it's not as lovely and I see no splendor lurking about. Enough dilly-dallying and onward to the swarm of questions and querieis. If you have anything else that you think should be brought to everyone's attention, please direct it to the complaints department and we'll see what we can do. Generally speaking, I have no shame to speak of, so do your worst and bring it on, pansies. Use the Back button on your browser to return to the menu. Once upon a time, they were Return To Top links, but I took them all out because I thought they looked extremely fugly for some reason and wanted them to go bye-bye, so now they're gone and you have to tough it. I'm sure you'll learn how to deal just fine...
Site Questions
Edit: Moved to new Servers. Happy now, Damn Frenchies?
Personal Questions
Name Puar
Still Lingering
General Questions
1) Why the need for a Puar's Place FAQ?
2) Why aren't there more questions in this FAQ?
3) What in God's name is a Puar?
4) Well... Are you a Girl?
5) Well, why don't you change your 'net nick?
6) Hey! I have that Puar AOL Account now!
7) Why do you use "..." so much?
8) You know, you seem like a bitter person...
9) Who would win in a fight? Superman or Batman!?
Site Questions
1) Hey, aren't there s'posed to be GameFAQs here?
2) So, where are the GameFAQs now?
3) What's more important than restoring the GameFAQs!?
4) Hey, can you make me a Sprite Rip of...?
5) Dude, I think someone jacked your shit...
6) Can I link to your crappiness?
7) I'm in France and can't connect to any of your sites.
Personal Questions
1) Now that I know what a Puar is, what's your real name?
2) John Q.T. Nguyen?
3) Q.T.? I get it! That's Cute... ;p
4) Damn! You're hostile... and taking the Lord's name in vain, too.
5) Dude, I saw you signed up for a Tournament!
6) How about some Vital Statistics?
7) Can I see some pictures of you? I'm a perv...
8) Photophobic? That's not real, is it?
9) Why are you so pissy?
10) Hey, you're pretty funny! ;D
Still Lingering
1) It's over...?
2) But, I still have questions, damn youse!
3) Ah! I finally get it... You're sarcastic, aren't you?
4) According to Merriam-Webster, sarcastic means marked by bitterness...
General Questions
1) Why the need for a Puar's Place FAQ?
One day, the big guy upstairs himself came down and said, "I have decreed that you shall go forth and bring about a FAQ for your crappy site." At the time, I was sitting on the crapper and so replied, "Dude, what the hell're you doing in my bathroom?" And now you now how this miracle called filler space came to pass...
2) Why aren't there more questions in this FAQ?
Because people don't Frequently Ask me any Questions really. You try thinking of stupid questions to answer. I'd gank a general list from somewhere, but I don't know where I'd pull that stuff. You want a bigger FAQ, send me some queries, foolio. Must I do all the work?
3) What in God's name is a Puar?
A shape-shifting, purple cat that's from the Dragon Ball series. He was Yamcha's sidekick of sorts. It was a nick randomly assigned and given to me by some friends on the 'net and it's just kind of stuck. In the American Dubs, he's given a wussy little voice, so all the mainstream followers think Puar's a girl. Damn mainstream followers... As a result, it's not uncommon for me to be asked if I'm a girl. Guess I could change my nick if I really wanted.
4) Well... Are you a Girl?
Hold on, let me check for you.... NO! 100% Male and I don't have big boobs either.
5) Well, why don't you change your 'net nick?
Too many people know me as Puar and I'm credited in too many places by that name. It's kind of awesome being able to look at some things that are relatively ancient and finding myself as an authority or resource for that piece of information. If I could, I guess I'd like to be known as Subhuman, but, like I said, Puar has stuck and, for awhile, I was the only one floating around the 'net that I knew of. Sometime after that, when DBZ went mainstream, more popped up and someone even stole my Puar nick on AOL. I'd really like that SN back for AIM... and, for the record, humorous, perverted DB pwns monotonous DBZ.
6) Hey! I have that Puar AOL Account now!
Whoa! Can I gank it!? ;D ...Eh, didn't think so. Oh, well. Here's to wishful thinking...
7) Why do you use "..." so much?
...It's how I talk. Bite me.
8) You know, you seem like a bitter person...
Nah, just being blunt. It's something I'm actually working very hard on being. And I have a sadistic sense of humor... You'd have to know me better. I'm pretty sarcastic and dark.
9) Who would win in a fight? Superman or Batman!?
Batman... and if anyone would like to argue against that, I always say that if Batman really wanted to kick Superman's ass, he'd just have to walk up to Lex Luthor and go, "Hey. You want to get rid of Superman? Make me a Batsuit out of Kryptonite." Case closed. Besides, Marc points out that, in one of the Dark Knight comics, Batman whups up on Supes after he becomes a wussy government lackey. So, ha!
1) Hey, aren't there s'posed to be GameFAQs here?
Well, Once Upon a Time in South Carolina, Puar's Place used to host GameFAQs for a sleuth of fighting games. However, the combination of an erroneous report of illegal content, a quick on the draw TOS @ XOOM, and a lack of hard drive space to back up the large site caused Puar's Place to go under. After that, Puar's Place was DOA, went AWOL, and was missing for awhile as I tried to restore it ASAP. Problem is, everything I did in scale was so massive, restoration was a pain in the arse. My GameFAQs spanned every game in every series of whatever said FAQ was featured on in a series dubbed Forever. Off the top of my head, I did a Street Fighter Alpha Forever, Samurai Shodown Forever, Darkstalkers Forever, King of Fighters Forever, Rival Schools Forever, and with the only loner site being on Last Blade 2. I'm positive I did more, but I don't recall what else!
2) So, where are the GameFAQs now?
The first thing I attempted to bring back to life was my King of Fighters Forever section. But, I decided that, since my GameFAQ sections were so huge, I wanted them to be known as their own entities instead of being all contained under the Puar's Place mantle. That gave way to what is now known as Galactica Phantom, the fully restored King of Fighters Forever site. Other sites will follow suit afterwards. The only other planned restorations at the moment are for Astral Vision. The layout is done, the content is nearly there, but there's a massive amount of Graphic Work to be done. However, that has been put on hiatus in favor of other, more appealing projects for the time being.
3) What's more important than restoring the GameFAQs!?
For one, the most insane website databse of information I've been able to complete, It Only Hurts When I Sing, also known as the definitive Age of Apocalypse Resource Center. Recently, on my last birthday, I decided to start collecting comic books and am, not only subscribing to Exiles, but have also geared up another stupid site for that book called Reality Check. There's also replenishing the supply of Sprite Rips for this site...
4) Hey, can you make me a Sprite Rip of...
Do I look like your bitch? Don't answer that... Yeah, I've been known to make Sprite Rips for people and have been taking requests for some time, though they've slowed down to a snail crawl as of late because it's easier than a drunken sorority girl to do them now. If you still haven't a clue, you can drop a line and I'll see what I can come up with for you as long as it's not some psycho request for, like, something that would be psycho... Yeah.
5) Dude, I think someone jacked your shit...
It's happened. The worst one was when some guy downloaded and saved all my HTML and Graphic Files, then uploaded it elsewhere and tried passing it off as his own... Now that's just plain bastardly. If you ever see something that you think is stolen, let me know where it's at, and I'll be sure to bitch someone out. As for taking things, feel free to jack whatever so long as you mention where it's from or give me a shout.
6) Can I link to your crappiness?
Surely. Give me a heads up, especially if you want me to return the favor as well.
7) I'm in France and can't connect to any of your sites.
Ah, that would be due to my kooky server that only lets people around the States access my site... I think. From what I hear, people in Germany and Australia are also screwed. so my solution for all of you: Move to North America. It's probably cleaner here, too.
1) Now that I know what a Puar is, what's your real name?
My actual name is John Q.T. Nguyen.
2) John Q.T. Nguyen?
What is a Freak of Nature? ...I'll take the Penis Mightier for $500, Alex!
3) Q.T.? I get it! That's Cute. ;p
Despite popular belief, those're my actual middle initials. I don't see why everyone usually thinks that I'm trying to be cute by saying my middle initials are Q.T., phonetically, "Cutey," 'cause I'm not. Anyhow, they stand for None of Your Goddamn Business. If I wanted you to know, I'd tell you instead of using my initials, wouldn't I?
4) Damn! See, you're hostile... and taking the Lord's name in vain, too.
Am not... Not bitter either... and I'm not religious, so it's all good so far as I'm concerned.
5) Dude, I saw you signed up for a Tournament!
If you've seen a John Nguyen on the tab at some tourney, it's probably not me. Last I knew of, someone spotted a false me tagged for a Tekken Tourney. Nevermind that I'd never be caught playing that crapola, but aside from that John is a very common English name and Nguyen is probably the most common Vietnamese last name, so the chances of you finding another John Nguyen out there is sky, high. The last tourney I took part in was an all-nighter where I went undefeated from 10:00 PM 'til 7:00 AM in Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Project Justice, and Street Fighter Alpha 3. I don't plan on competing again any time soon.
6) How about some Vital Statistics?
I'll snag this list from my friend Jen Seng's website and amend it a bit, but I swear this is the last time I'm ever filling out one of these God forsaken things. In return, why don't you show her some loving by dropping by Toonapalooza.net. She's a swanky artist... You should check out some of her spiffy doodles! I've left some of the answers the way Jen had them answered because I liked them and they applied to me as well. Danke, Spunky, though you'll probably never see this...
Real Name John
Nick Names Puar, Pickles, Pookie, Johnny are most current
Don't Call Me John-John... Or else I'll have something really, really bad happen to you
Sex Yes, please and accepting applications
Height 189 cm and counting, though I hunch
Weight It fluctuates and fluctuates still, but I'm a lightweight
Age This changes every year... It sucks
Origin Legend has it, I came from a hospital...
Race I'm in one?
Religion I'm an athesist... or is it agnostic? Why do they both have to start with A?
Blood Type Red
Serial # 11810961... Okay, that's really my ICQ Number
Serial Box Lucky Charms for they are Magically Delicious
Serial Killer Could become one... Check back in a few years when I've lost more sanity
Location Here and now
Phone # Nice try
Credit Card # Even nicer
SS # Damn, you're a funny one today!
Quirks Too many to mention
Perks Not very, Justin says I have Inny Nipples
Jerks Too many to count...
Music Eclectic Excluding Country. Favorites: Bic Runga, Björk, Elastica, Garbage, Halfcocked, Jimmy Eat World, Megaherz, Natalie Imbruglia, Poe, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Savage Garden, Save Ferris, Sophie Zelmani, Stellar*, Veruca Salt, Weezer, Wong Faye
First Concert Jimmy Eat World, Tenacious D, and Weezer... Tenacous D was boring!
Most Recent Concert Echo 7, Queensryche, with Josh Macey Head-Banging!
Next Concert Garbage with I Don't Care Who Else Plays... Be there or be unpopular
TV I do not worship the Evil Box much except to play video games and scour movies
Currently Playing King of Fighters 2001, Fire Pro Wrestling, and MVC2's Kobun Brigade
Likes Lotsa stuff (;
Dislikes Lotsa stuff ;D
Turn-On's Wouldn't YOU like to know? ;p
Turn-Off's Like the Energizer Bunny, I don't turn off... Insomnia's a bitch
Misc. Fact Popeye's four nephews are named Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye.
Drink A little concoction I like to call El Agua which, in English, means The Agua
Food Italian food tops the list, Lasagna owns you!
Smell Bad, from what I hear... That's what I get for spending my nights away from home
Stuffed Toys? My stock is supplied by Hannah and includes Beanie Baby Bears
Education Come to the U of A and witness forever construction
Primary Occupation International Punching Bag and the Queen of America
Secondary Occupation Currently a Server, Formerly a Driver and Graphic Artist
Magical Powers Many, one of which is to make other people's money magically disappear
Blasphemous Harlot! Only when I'm dressed in my pansy red booties
Pajamas? Batman, Spider-man, and other stupid shirts that double as daytime duties
Why Are You Reading This? Thou hath too much time
Been in Love? Been there, the food sucked horrible Ass Cock... Ass means Donkey
Single? Damn Straight! This also serves as the answer for which way I swing
Lonely? Like you wouldn't believe
Frisky? Rrrrroooowwwllll....
Horny? You're walkin' a fine line now, buddy
Sexy? Me...? Pfftt!!! (;
Did You Know... The banana is the world's largest herb?
Western Sign Libra, though I'm probably chemically imbalanced
Eastern Sign A Cock... Guess that makes me a Dick, doesn't it?
Peculiar Achievement I flew out of a shopping cart at possibly 30 miles per hour! ;D
Current Song Dan Yuan Ren Chang Jiu by Wong Faye, though I don't understand it
Current Pet Two dogs, Brownie and Sandy... Next pet is so getting named Harley Quinn
Reminder Send me any chain mail and/or forwards, and I will sic myself on you
7) Can I see some pictures of you? I'm a perv...
I'm photophobic... I've brutally wrestled people to not be a part of pictures and snapshots.
8) Photophobic? That's not real, is it?
If it's not, I'm making it. The definition is: don't take pictures of me or else I will kill you. Got it?
9) Why're you so pissy?
Am not... Not bitter, either! Okay, maybe's it's all due to an angry inner child that has long yearned to lash out against the world, but was unable to 'til now. Either that or it could be sexual frustration.
10) Hey, you're pretty funny! ;D
Do I look like a clown? I'm not here for personal amusement. Sod off, wanker!
1) It's over...?
Yeah, it is. I'm sorry, but you'll have to find other ways to kill your time now.
2) But, I still have questions, damn youse!
Send an e-mail and complain, why don't you? If you act now, I might even cry you a river.
3) Ah! I finally get it... You're sarcastic, aren't you?
And extremely biting. 'Bout time you caught on, slick. I'd say I was a cynic, too. You could look it up at Merriam-Webster OnLine. While you're at it, learn what it truly means to be sarcastic and, yes, they actually spell OnLine that way, so I'm not a re-re.
4) According to Merriam-Webster, sarcastic means marked by bitterness...
Am not. I told you to look up cynic anyhow. So, shove it... Please. I asked nice. Go away.